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A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second.
Ten babies are conceived around the world every second.
Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of falling pregnant.
Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed.
All polar bears are left-handed.
If your car is stolen, there\'s a 10 percent chance it was nicked by a Polar bear.



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