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Top | Celebrity Jokes | Bill-Hill

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas.

It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary\'s high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination. Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, \'Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.\'
She smirked and replied, \'No. If I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.\'



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(Added: 2005-12-06 Rating: 5.87 Votes: 28)

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