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Top | Lawyer Jokes | Divorce

A young man and woman are deeply in love and want to get married. One night they are killed in an accident. They got too heaven and ask God if they can get married there. God says \'I suppose I could work somthing out.\' The couple goes back to earth to wait. Finally after 10 years of waiting, God returns with a priest and announces that it is time for them to be wed. They proceed with the marriage. They are hapily married... for a while. Then after 20-30 years, they become unhappy with each other. So they go and ask God if they can get a divorce. God is shocked. He says, \'What, a Divorce!? It took me long enough to find a priest up here! How long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer up here!?



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