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Top | R Rated Jokes | Penguins Love Ice Cream

A penguin takes his car to the repair shop, and the mechanic tells him it will be about 1/2 an hour before he can check it out.

While waiting, the penguin sees an ice cream shop next door. Well as everyone knows, penguins love ice cream, so the little fellow decides to go get a cone.

He does the best he can with his little flippers, but as usual he ends up smearing ice cream all over his face as he tries to eat.

Upon returning to the repare shop the Mecanic comes over to him and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

To which the penguin replies, "No... it's just a little ice cream."



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(Added: 2003-11-26 Rating: 6.07 Votes: 20)

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